falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

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toothpast:

mosebys:

nicki looks like shes fucking arguing with fans

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but really

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And this is why you can never fucking trust the media

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handjob:

getting that look from your parents when your sibling curses

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subwaywhore:

Poking holes in dadโ€™s condoms so someone else can do the dishes

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dobies-secret-joffrey-rp-blog:

familiaralien:

the-treble:

He tries so hard no to say, โ€œA big black cock.โ€ Only 15 seconds. Worth the watch.

why does this have so few notes?

omg i came for the big black cock and got a lot more than i expected

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hollabackhoe:

Me checking my final grades on the internet:

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